Bird Crap Seasoning

Bird Crap Seasoning

Bird Crap Seasoning is for spicing up your steak, shrimp, burgers, or chicken. It’s one of those products that makes me go like this :/ I mean, yes, I’ll eat anything. Truth. But dammit if they’re not trying to dissuade me by putting the image of the bird doo-doo on a windshield in my mind riiiiight before I take a bite out of a burger on a bun. Besides, everyone knows that when it comes to eating excrement, I draw the line at unicorn poop.

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