Because You’re An Alkie: Patrón Holster

The Patrón Pocket holster is tres necesito (amidoinitrite?) for the alcoholic on the go. It’s basically like a fanny pack, except WAY cooler. I know, just when I thought fanny packs couldn’t BE any cooler, the people at After5 go and make something like this! The Patrón Pocket holster isn’t just for Patrón, though. It’s also meant to fit and carry other odd-shaped liquor bottles. Soooo, my boxed wine should work in there too right? Jk jk, I don’t need a holster for my BFF (Best Franzia Forever). I carry that in my backpack! $35 Source