After getting coupled up sandwich-style with ice cream, we thought Pop-Tarts had found a the perfect mate. But now the people over at Kellogg’s are asking “What about liquor for breakfast?” to which I reply “I am already a few
steps drinks ahead of you!” That’s right — Pop-Tart Flavored Vodkas. There are three flavors to choose booze from: Strawberry, S’mores, and Brown Sugar Cinnamon. All of those flavors sound like they should be poured over my cereal. And if I have my way, they totally will! Unless you’re my parole officer. If you’re my parole officer then, uh… No sire, I has not been drinkling.
Unfortunately our friends over HiConsumption have learend that this was merely an April Fool’s Joke. But I trusted you!