8-Bit Pale Ale

Drinking and video games go hand in hand. So it shouldn’t come as much of a shock to learn that Tallgrass Brewing Co. has come out with a video game themed beer, the 8-Bit Pale Ale. I definitely need a little something to take the edge off when I’m playing CoD with a bunch of heartless 13 year old kids calling me a loser virgin. And insisting they’ve all banged my mother. Ugh. Do NOT talk about Carol like that — she’s a nice lady!!

Peep the Tallgrass Brewing Co. map to see if the 8-Bit Pale Ale is available near you. If it’s not, just do what I did: send a threatening letter demanding they bring the brewski to your area or it’s GAME OVER. Orrr order it online at France 44.

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