The Zombie Battle Experience promises the live action horror and gore expected from a zombie attack. It takes place in an abandoned shopping mall where you’ll be forced to fight off zombies coming after your braaaaiiiiiiiiins and you’ll be equipped with an airsoft gun. Plus there’s a snack bar! Ah man, you know what’d be great? Invite a shitty friend! But don’t tell them about the schtick. Just be like “Oh wanna go jean shopping and maybe swing by the food court for a pretzel?” With all the guns and zombies they’re gonna think they’re FOR REAL fighting for their life. They’re totally gonna be scared shitless!