Tamagotchi pets, man. They’re needy as all hell. Those little suckers are forever bothering you. They’re always needing food, love, attention, whatever. And if you don’t give it to them right away, they die! It’s devastating. Which is probably why the company behind the digi-pets is releasing an app for Android and iPhone. Yeah! Because f*** productivity! Any dreams I had of ever having a social life are now shattered. Sure, you could say I don’t have to download the app. But you’re not the boss of me! I do what I want!