Hammacher Schlemmer is selling this aquarium filled with artificial jellyfish floating around all willy without a care in the world. You know why they don’t have a care in the world? Because they’re not real. Real
people jellyfish got real problems! The machine has a silent motor that sends currents through the wa-wa (that’s slang for water FYI) which causes the jellies to dance. Dance jellies dance! There are also some multi colored LEDs in there that light up and color the otherwise trasclucent gelatinous zooplankton. That’s fancy talk for jellyfish BTW. You learn something new every day and that more than exceeded my quota. Too many letters at once!