by Brittany High
Taiwan is opening up a Barbie themed Cafe in Taipei. It’s called — wait for iiiiit — Barbie Cafe. Fortunately it’s officially license by Mattel so it’s not gonna have like wonky-named stuff like Brabie Sunde or Kent’s House Salad. Of course the place is decked out in all kinds of pink and the staff dressed in outfits straight of Barbie’s closet, like tutus, glitter, and tiaras. OMG, Ken’s dream wardrobe! So pack up your Barbie collection and get your plastic ass over to the Barbie Cafe! Because you can NEVER have enough Barbie. Unless you’re a single, middle aged dude. Then even one Barbie-anything is too much. Like, one too many.