by Brittany High
Show me a person who doesn’t love beer pong and I’ll show you a liar. You find a person who doesn’t like the Portopong Inflatable Beer Pong Table and I am gonna kill that person! Jk jk I wouldn’t kill someone, just make them feel reallyyy dumb. I’mma lil bit wasted is all. I’d just be like “I don’t even think your f’real!” Cause c’mon, just be honest. Ever-one, including your gramma loves beer pong. Plus, this one is in a swimming pool. What I’m trying to tell you is that you can get some laps in annnnd get wasted. Know what I’m sayin? IF THERE’S ANYTHING MORE TO LIFE, I DON’T WANNA KNOW BOUT IT.