K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice

If your little tyke isn’t quite ready for My First Dictionary, maybe an alphabet book would would be more age appropriate. Of course K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice isn’t appropriate for anyone at any age. The book by Avery Monsen contains advice likely to end in a mix of tragedy and hilarity such as “F is for setting Daddy’s wallet on fire” and “G is for Grandma. Remind her that she’ll be dead soon.” Seriously though, this book is not for kids… or drunk adults that are susceptible to stupid suggestions.

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