Dear readers, spending night after night at home on the manor, re-reading your favorite romantic fiction can be quite dangerous. I mean, paper cuts? Burning your arm on the kettle? Dealing with abuse from that crazy woman in the attic? Ouch. You better be prepared. These Jane Austen Bandages pay homage to the beloved English novelist and feature one of 2 images of her, or one of 7 quotes from her best works. If the alluring image and prose of Jane Austen doesn’t distract you from your pain, I don’t know what will.