I know you’re wondering what the hell you’re looking at, so I’ll cut right to the chase. The FitWet aims to help you lose weight, while also being as kind to your joints as possible. It combines a workout and the comfort of relaxing said joints in the water, because apparently treading water is much more difficult on a bicycle, but will keep your ankles and knees from screaming in pain post-workout. The $18,000 luxury is likely meant for country club gyms who have more money than they know what to do with, because it will continue to cost even more to run, as it needs to be cleaned and refilled after every use. In short, just hop in the pool and get the same benefits.