Did It Just Get Real Sexy In Here Or Is That Just Me?: Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick

Everyone is entitled to differing opinions on politics, religion, war, pornography, medical marijuana, sports, and cake vs. pie. (PIE ALL THE WAY, BABY!) Fortunately, there is one issue we as a human race can all agree on: there’s nothing more romantic than Star Wars and a candlelit dinner with that special someone. Thank goodness Think Geek created the Star Wars Lightsaber Candlestick. Now I have an excuse to invite that big beast of a man I saw at the laundromat over for din-din. You know, the guy who is always wearing Cheeto crumbs that Return of the Jedi T-shirt? He’d be the perfect Jabba to my Slave Leia. Eeeeee! $40