by Jenni Chasteen
Everyone has a slave Leia fantasy, but if you’re a REAL Star Wars fan then you dream about a sexy lady C-3PO gyrating awkwardly while calling you “Master Luke.” (And by you, I mean your penis.) If that sounds like you, then you gotta check out Star Wars Burlesque. It features sexy dancing versions of all of your favorite Star Wars characters, including Boba Fett, Darth Vader, and Padme doing some kind of lightsaber pole dance. The show is only going on in Australia, but based on the video it might be worth a trip down under… it’s basically all of those secret fanfics you wrote brought to life on stage!