Ugly Models Agency is exactly what it sounds like: a modeling agency who represents ugly people. It’s based out of London and they’ve got a site featuring their, um… unsightly talent. Good god there are some serious uggos in the bunch! And that’s really saying something coming from me — I’m ugly as sin. In fact, they made up a term to describe me: butt fugly. I’m so hideous it might actually be a sin. But you know whose fault that is?
God’s. My mom’s. Mine. Yours. You know, because beauty is in the eye of the beholder or whatever! So if my frumpy-ass visage doesn’t do it for you, then that’s YOUR PROBLEM.