This is the Tube-Wringer. It’s for squeezing out that laaaast bit of toothpaste. Because toothpaste, my friend, is worth it’s weight in 9 out of 10 dentists who say you need to take better care continue reading...
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Ever been out in the wilderness when you really gotta go, but you don’t wanna pop a squat in the forest like a real man? This is the Off-Road Commode, a throne for the wussiest of Outdoorsy Kings, built with continue reading...
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Wouldn’t it be great if you had a portable contraption about the size of a briefcase that could help you write pre-determined messages to people? Sure, a laptop and copy-paste email response would do the continue reading...
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I have a very severe aversion to exercise. Once I tried it and I got really sweaty. Plus out of breath! I assume it was some kind of allergic reaction and decided I’m never gonna take that chance again. continue reading...
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Okay, I know you’re wondering why there’s peanut butter smeared on your iPhone. It’s because it looks like a Saltine. And the bite — also because it looks like a Saltine. Plus, I get hungry continue reading...
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