This is My Knitted Boyfriend. Actually, it’s artist Noortje de Keijzer’s knitted boyfriend. But I’m totally commissioning her to make me one too. That’s right, I’ve finally embraced being forever alone, and boy is it the coldest, loneliest hug there continue reading...
Because sometimes dudes want to feel pretty too, here’s Homme Mystere, a line of lingerie designed specifically for men. They’ve got all kinds of cutesy little panties, thongs, bras, hosiery, and teddies. YES. But… why with the hearts, bows and continue reading...
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Costume Craze brings us this collection of Star Wars Dog Costumes. Now you can transform your dog into a Bantha, Dewback, Tauntaun and AT-AT. That’s cool and all, but I’d much rather transform my dogs into beings who are going continue reading...
Gemvara is selling these Disney Princess-inspired rings designed by Tumblr-er Heck Yeah Disney Merch. Each piece of finger jewelry reflects a different princess and has a quote engraved on the inside. Admittedly I’m surprised Ariel’s is just a regular-ass continue reading...
Grillin’ Villains is the newest line of aprons brought to us by Etsy shop Haute Mess Threads. Previously we’ve seen the Geek Chic and Kitchen Killers collections, which were both mega impressive. continue reading...
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How do you know when your baby has dropped a nasty doo-doo in his drawls? Well, for one, you can probably smell that ish, amirite? I know imrite. But I wish I was wrong. For you parents who want to continue reading...
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Perfumier (which is a fancy way of saying “people who make smell-goods”) Commodity is selling Whiskey-scented cologne. They’ve also got other fragrances like tea, paper, cloth, gin, and mimosa. Okay, I get tea, paper, and… cloth. Kind of. But the continue reading...
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What happens to the clip that comes along with your loaf of bread? You probably keep it tightly wrapped around the package, you do good’r. I toss them. I don’t have time to mess around, continue reading...
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Here’s a pair of Batman Boxer Briefs that come with a detachable cape. You can have some of these superhero drawls of your own for just $18. That’s a steal! Until you consider the fact that you’re spending twenty bucks continue reading...
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Zoo Portraits is a photoseries by Yago Partal. The pics feature zoo animals dressed in their picture-day best. He’s got them all, from a pig in a Hawaiin shirt to a bull in a leather jacket (ironic!) to a wolf continue reading...
A quick search to find out if this product has previously been covered returned devastating results: Incredible Things has never written about mullets. What?! How? Why? Okay, so maybe the whole mullets are funny thing was long before mustaches took continue reading...
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Artist Landon Meier of Hyperflesh brings us these Lifelike Baby Masks. For just $350 you can have your own! Just choose from one of three different varieties: digusted baby, happy baby, and cry baby. As you can see with your continue reading...
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