Dogs have the life. They get all the kibbles and belly rubs they want and their human slaves have to clean up their poop. They also have an endearing capacity to enjoy the simplest things continue reading...
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If my parents’ dogs chew up any more of their house, those bitches are gonna be dead meat. So far they’ve eaten all of the floor tiles and baseboard in their mudroom and they’ve managed continue reading...
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Look we all worry about our pets while we’re at work, but 900 bucks on a robotic toy/webcam kit is a little steep. I spend at least that much on cat food and litter continue reading...
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This is the Professional Fit Fur Life Treadmill. It’s supposedly meant for people who want to give their dogs the ability to exercise indoors. What — outside isn’t good enough for your DOG? We all know it’s for nut-jobs who continue reading...
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In “Aw hell naw!” news, the world’s heaviest insect has been found in New Zealand. Ha, sounds to me like other countries got problems with the weight epidemic, too! But don’t make fun, because this continue reading...
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My dogs are so f***ing unbelievably terrible, I threaten to sell them to gypsies in exchange for a set of pots and pans on a near daily basis. I don’t even care if the pots are rusty and pans got continue reading...
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This is the R2 Fish School Kit, because if there’s one thing I look for in a pet fish it’s the ability to jump through hoops or slam dunk a b-ball. The set is supposed continue reading...
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You hooked your fish up with a sweet, modern condo, now it’s high time you let the neighborhood birds settle into some nice digs too. The Bird Cafe is a hanging bird feeder with a whopping 3lbs of continue reading...
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My dogs take everything for granted. They think just because I pick up their shit they’re automatically better than me. Which, when I think about it that way, it does seem like they have a point. These are luxurious houses continue reading...
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Anyone who has ever tried to dress up their cat knows first hand that it’s generally not a wise thing to do. Learn from your mistakes (the scars serve as good reminders) and don’t try it again—at least not on continue reading...
I don’t generally use salt or pepper since the things I like to eat (i.e. ice cream, Doritos, spoonfuls of peanut butter) are up to snuff in the sodium and spice departments. But most of continue reading...
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You ever eaten at KFC? Those poor chickens are so jacked up on hormones they got 4 wings, 3 legs and at least 2 extra dicks (or whatever chicken wieners are called) minimum per each. continue reading...