This is the Time-Out Timer Stool. When your kid misbehaves (to put it nicely, because he was actually being a total a-hole) just turn this little stool over to start the 5 minute timer. Then sit that little jerk down. continue reading...
Basically, every time LEGO and Star Wars come together for a clever product, a geek gets its glasses. This Star Wars LEGO Minifig Alarm Clock combine two nerdy delights and pack them into one awesome functional toy package. The over-sized continue reading...
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Recently we showed you some pretty epic pillow fight weapons, but there was one thing missing from the set: a mace. That’s no longer a problem thanks to Strong’s Spiked Mace Plush. It looks continue reading...
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The Doodle Duvet is a comfy blanky that looks like a sheet of notebook paper. You can really scribble-scrabble on it with washable markers! This is great, because I do my best drawing in my sleeps. I’m all “Zzzzz!” and continue reading...
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Because what is Christmas without a bunch of overpriced, cumbersome, ridiculous junk you don’t need and will never use again, there’s the Two Story Inflatable Reindeer. Wait, this is just some dumpy ass no-name reindeer? You coud’ve used Rudolph, his continue reading...
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While you might not want to roast chestnuts on the Kindle Fire, it’s sure to be a big hit this holiday with kids from one to ninety-two. This hot new gadget gives you access to a huge collection of books, continue reading...
This is the Ant-O-Sphere! Soooo cool. You know I like to collect bugs. Oh, you didn’t know that…? Well, maybe you should start paying attention more. You’ve been a really shitty friend lately, but if continue reading...
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Who hasn’t dreamed of donning a giant, Honda powered robot suit and going head to head with their little brother or other obnoxious loved one? For a cool 17 grand, that sick ass dream can come true. The Bionic Bopper continue reading...
Well, here’s another item going straight to the top of my Christmas wish list! The Big Linde Forklift is a pedal powered mini-forklift. I can’t wait to get my paws on this bad boy! Sure, continue reading...
My sleepovers are epic. (Yes, to clarify I said ARE and not WERE.) First of all, the pizza to person ratio is perfect (2:1 pizza) and second of all, we always play the best games. continue reading...
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Going to school as a geek is harder than you might think. Sure, a lot of geeks are super smart and love to read, but who has time for required reading when there’s so many continue reading...
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Sick of hiding baby fat with baby spanx? (Don’t worry, it’s just a spoof.) Instead, turn your baby into a lean mean pooping machine with the Buff Baby Dumbbell Rattle. (It’s just a regular continue reading...
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