Want to have your cake and eat your spoon? Well, that’s pretty silly of you! ‘Cause you don’t eat cake with a spoon. You use a fork. Besides, pie is really where it’s at. Unless we’re talking about ice cream continue reading...
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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner… vodka’s made? This is Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka. It’s vodka made from milk. But what if I’m lactose intolerant?! I mean, I’m not, but what if I was? continue reading...
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Sankt Gallen, the Japanese brewery who brought us chocolate beer served in a chocolate glass which sounds delicious, is now selling this elephant dung beer. Which sounds disgusting. The booty juice is called Un, Kono Kuro and apparently sold continue reading...
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Former airport employee Chris Holmes decided to quit working for the man and start pursuing his dreams of being a cake baker. So he did what any normal person would do: take a big doo-doo on his boss’s desk and continue reading...
These Dino Corn Cob Holders were designed by Lana Filippone for Imm Living’s “NOT Forkchops” contest. As you can see there’s a triceratops and a T-rex variety. These are just the prototypes, but Imm Living will soon be manufacturing them continue reading...
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Perfumier (which is a fancy way of saying “people who make smell-goods”) Commodity is selling Whiskey-scented cologne. They’ve also got other fragrances like tea, paper, cloth, gin, and mimosa. Okay, I get tea, paper, and… cloth. Kind of. But the continue reading...
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The best kind of milk is chocolate. The second best kind of milk comes from your mother’s teat is the kind that’s made after being contaminated with sweet, sugary cereal. But now you don’t even NEED cereal to acheive that continue reading...
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This is the Finger Coffee Mug sold by Etsy shop KinaCeramicDesign. Instead of a HANDle it’s got a FINGERle. What? Fingerle is a thing! Okay, you’re right — it’s not. Not yet anyways! I just made it up. I’m gonna continue reading...
This is the Babushka Tea Infuser. It looks like one of those little Russian dolls that nests a tinier one inside of it. Unfortunately it does NOT have a tinier Babushka Tea Infuser inside of it. Fun Fact: A babushka continue reading...
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♫ I want to rock & roll all night, and peel veggies every day ♫
Jk jk, I just want to sleep and eat pizza at random intervals. Is that so much to ask? Yeah, you’re continue reading...
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Quick — name your two favorite things! What? Nooo, not boobies and beer. Your other two favorite things! Huh? No, NOT pizza and taking naps. Dammit, I’m talking about Sriracha and meat. Yeeeaaah, thooose two favorite things. God. Now how continue reading...
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In news that will make you throw up in your mouth a little bit, here’s Shouchuu, wasp-infused vodka. It’s made in Japan by a man called Kumamoto. He captures a bunch of live wasps in a mason jar filled with continue reading...
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