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The One and Only Veniamin’s Human Slinky is for sale over on eBay for some 1 million dollars. That… is a lot of money. I remember my first mill. The first thing I did was buy a private jet. It continue reading...
This is the season for opening gifts and being immediately disappointed. Throughout the year I like to practice my reaction in the mirror for this very occasion. Hand-me-down drawls, again? Gramma, you shant have! Now continue reading...
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