by Brittany High
This is a metal triceratops skeleton built onto a tractor. The head can even move and open its mouth. Hopefully to have him screech “GET THE F*** OUT OF MY WAY!” to anyone who gets the f*** in your way. As bad-ass as this thing is, I dunno… I feel like combining dinos with machinery is a little sacrilegious. Then again, I don’t know what the hell sacrilegious means, so let’s just say I’m a person who loves prehistoric life and is legally forbidden from operating heavy machinery. Hey, don’t judge. You know what they say — it takes all kinds!