by Brooke Dowd Sacco
When you have a hundred grand to drop on a toy, why not make that toy a Killer Whale Submarine? I mean, any showoff can buy can fancy car and drive it real slow down a busy street. But dropping a two-person watercraft that can hydroplane up to 50 mph over the water’s surface? No competition. Hammcher’s ridiculously expensive nautical offering moves about in the water just like the mammal it’s designed after. Its cockpit is tricked out with all the fancy things the pilot needs to feel like a boss, including an LCD that displays live video from the dorsal fin’s built-in camera.