Flip Off Would-be Bike Thieves

Anyone who approaches your bike and spends a significant amount of time staring it down deserves the bird. Admire from a far or just briefly, but if they hang around too closely, for too long, chances are they are probably trying to gank it. Designed specifically with the thieving bastards in mind, the Lock Off bike lock is made from steel alloy to make it super strong, sort of lightweight and nearly indestructible. While it’s working on flipping off thieves, you can rest easy knowing your wheels are safe until you return. $120