Family Car Decals For Zombies

You think your family is weird? Try growing up in a family of zombies. Your undead parents are always like, “You need to bring up your graaaaades.” It’s super annoying. Plus, they eat all of your boyfriends when you bring them over for dinner. “Why can’t you date a nice zombie boy?” they ask. They just don’t understand how hard it is to find a guy who’s interested in MY brains, rather than the brains of those pretentious living girls. Anyway, despite the fact that we’re undead monsters with an insatiable craving for human flesh, we’re pretty much like everyone else. Our family has a dog, a cat, and 2.5 kids (we ate half of Billy before he turned) and our mom drives an SUV with those family car decals. The Zombie Family Car Decals include a mom, dad, daughter, son, baby, dog, cat and fish. $10