by Jenni Chasteen
Ever wonder what Yoda would look like if he was a human dude? Except like… still with the big ears and forehead ridges? Me neither. I did however wonder what he would look like as a cat—probably a lot like Gizmo from Gremlins. Aaaaaaanyway, sculptor Andrea Eusebi was stuck on the whole human/Yoda hybrid thing so he made this amazingly detailed sculpture. That’s right, it’s made of clay—not polygons—which for some reason seems more impressive. Probably because most 3D modelling programs come with that “create Yoda” button and from there it’s just a matter of changing his skin tone with the color picker. Just like how Photoshop has that “make me thin and beautiful” button. Or so I’ve heard. I can’t afford my own computer—I live at the library!