Since I never get invited to fancypants holiday parties (you know, where people use real utensils and wear pants ALL day) I stay in and eat Chinese food and watch zombie movies on Christmas. Over the years my place has sort of become a safe house for other misfits and people who want to hide from their family during the holidays. And this year, I have the perfect invites for my unofficial zombie Christmas party. Zombie Christmas Cards combine all the sweet wholesome holiday scenes I’m usually shunned from with the gruesome undead zombie scenes I’m used to. The set includes 4 different card designs that are blank on the inside so you can send someone you love a nice holiday message or your plans in case of a zombie outbreak.