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Turn Objects Into Sex Toys With The Dildomaker

by Brittany High

Turn Objects Into Sex Toys With The Dildomaker

The Dildomaker is a pencil sharpener-esque device that shaves an object into the shape of a dingaling. The gadget is brought to us by designer Francesco Morackini. I’m prettyyyyy sure it’s just a concept, otherwise, I don’t know how am I’m gonna get any sleep tonight. He shows off several examples of objects that can be weiner-fied like a carrot, tree branch, block of cheese… All kinds of stuff you shouldn’t be putting in or around your hoo-hah or too-tay. Francesco even crafted a faux-dong out of a burning candle! Which… certainly brings new meaning to the term “fire crotch.” But did we NEED a new meaning for fire crotch? No. The answer is no.

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Comments (10)

  1. Posted by anon on February 17th, 2013 at 1:52 am

    woah man this is the best invention don’t shit on it
    it’s an improvement on the cucumber

  2. Posted by why on February 17th, 2013 at 10:58 am

    why

  3. Posted by why on February 17th, 2013 at 10:58 am

    why this

  4. Posted by im done on February 17th, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    im done
    i am so done

    i cant even finish this

    i am fucking done

  5. Posted by cc on February 21st, 2013 at 1:38 am

    this cant be healthy

  6. Posted by nunya on February 21st, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    That is hilarious.

  7. Posted by jimmyjuicey on February 21st, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    How do you order/get one?

  8. Posted by ia on February 25th, 2013 at 1:44 pm

    i want one to fool my classmates

  9. Posted by Momma on March 15th, 2013 at 11:14 am

    “Classmates”= Myself alone in my bedroom :)

    Fuck yer classmates!

    Keep it for yourself

  10. Posted by JHG on March 20th, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Raymond Loewy would be spinning in his grave (no pun intended). It’s surprising how effortlessly an icon of streamline design is repurposed to turn regular sausage into gentleman’s sausage. http://www.raymondloewy.org/gallery/pencil.html

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