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Tiny Violin Is The World’s Tiniest Violin
by Brittany High
Do you hear that sound? It’s the world’s smallest violin playing a sad song just for you. Man, I’m an @$$hole. This is the world’s smallest violin. The little thing was made to play for you personally when you won’t STFU about your problems by David Edwards. It measures 1 1/2 inches tall and — DAWWWWWWW! Sorry, sorry — what I meant to say is, it’s based off of a Stradivarius. This mini-instrument would be perfect for Barbie’s next concert! Well, if Barbie hadn’t spent so much time playing dress up and actually went to violin lessons and learned how to play. Also, it’d probably help if she had bendy arms, know what I’m sayin’? I’m sayin’ girlfriend doesn’t got elbows, yo!
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I professionally play violin and I’ll have to see if I can buy this!!
From your very good pictures, I’m assuming you meant 1.5 inches instead of 1/5 inch?
Hello Kitty Lover, they cost £1000 for the violin and bow.