This Card Works For Every Bleepin’ Occasion

With greeting cards it’s all or nothing. You can’t just send an e-card or a FB message. You have to send a physical card to get any points for trying—otherwise, don’t bother. Still, it sucks that every time someone in your life has a birthday, gets married, has a baby, graduates or gets a new job you have to go to the store, sift through hundreds of cards, and shell out five bucks. Stop the cycle of endless greeting card purchases and pick up The Every Occasion Card. It’s got check boxes for every occasion, making it the last card you’ll ever need. Keep an 8 pack handy and pull one out the next time you want to wish someone a happy fucking birthday, or congratulate them on their rad freakin’ baby.

Pick up an 8 pack at Shop Cool Material.

$14