The Swap-O-Matic

The Swap-O-Matic is a vending machine that doesn’t cost a single cent to use. That definitely works within my budget. Zing! The intention is to promote reusing and recycling — every item in the machine was donated by another user. The process is simple, just donate an unwanted item to the machine and earn a credit. Credits allow you to retrieve an item. One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Someone said that once. I dunno if it’s true, but if so I’ve got toooons of garbage in the back seat of my car. So whoever is into piles of dirty laundry and greasy McDonalds napkins, come and get it. Soon, preferably. I can’t see out my back window!