The Female Form Shaped Guitar

Dayumn, dat azz! Celentano Woodworks brings us this custom-made guitar resembling the backside of a nekkid lady. Truthfully, I’ve always been under the impression that a dude learns to play the guitar in order to score chicks, so I dunno how effective a woman-shaped guitar would be on the ladies. Probably still more impressive than playing air guitar at open mic night, though. Maybe I’m just jealous — you couldn’t fashion a guitar after my personal shape. You’d just end up with a big-ass banjo. Get it? I’m round! $2700