I like to get my drink on an’ my smoke on, then go home with somethin’ to poke on. Amirite, Dr. Dre?! This is the Stoner Coffee Table Book. It contains amazingly beautiful, thought provoking photos. It’s really inspiring… me to take another bong rip! I imagine it comes with little nugs already stuck between the pages, like all the books and magazines that have spent any amount of time at my apartment. How do they even get in there, anyway? You think it’s like some kind of government conspiracy? Is your heart racing, too? …Drive me to Taco Bell?