by Brittany High
Archie McPhee brings us this holiday-appropriate Santa Monster wrapping paper. And by “holiday-appropriate” I clearly mean “is nothing sacred anymore?!” I bet monsters don’t even celebrate the day that Santa gave birth to baby Jesus. Then again, that’s a pretty a grinchy way to look at things. Christmas is about getting presents and drinking enough egg nog to tolerate your family — it’s not about questioning monster’s beliefs! That’s what Easter is for. So yeah, sorry about judging you, monsters. If you guys wanna wear Santa hats and
scare the shit out of people spread holiday cheer, go right ahead! And bring presents. Lots and lots of presents. Or the deal is off.