by Brittany High
One would assume Barbie lives the perfect life (I mean, if you don’t count her hoarding addiction). But you know what they say — Money doesn’t buy happiness. And apparently Barbie’s Dream House, pink Ferrari, and all those damn shoes don’t guarantee a happy marriage. Photographer Dina Goldstein brings us this never before seen look into the real lives of Barbie & Ken. There’s tension! Betrayal! Depression! Closeted homosexuality! Identity crisiseseses! It’s like a soap opera except without all the witches and little people.
Love this photos!
Ah yes, the old “Ken is gay” joke. This would have been hilarious in 1997. I would have laughed my ass off back then, maybe.
Doug, I don’t think that was meant to be funny.
gi joe is definitely the gay one. ken is just a metro–what do you call them?
how is this even remotely funny?
why is it that Ken is the one who’s got issues and Barbie is the good one?
who’s to say that Barbie isn’t looking for a Sugar Daddy and spends all of Ken’s Hard Earned money on crap?
why do you make the man the bad guy?
You aren’t getting it. Its just another miserable marriage where both parties are not getting what they want. Living the status quo but wanting something totally different. Its not about damning the man or making a gay joke. Its a reference to the boundless unhappiness that most married couples suffer through.