by Brittany High
Note: these are PAINTINGS, not photography. I bet you were just thinking to yourself “Wow, how is this even notable? If I wanted to see pictures of dessert I’d hit up my neighborhood Chili’s and ask to see their dessert menu. NEXT!” And that is exactly the kind of attitude that earns you the title of Jerkbag McKilljoy. Open up your peepers! These are super realistic paintings by artist Mary Ellen Johnson and boy do they look good enough to eat. I tried! You know, I’ve always dreamed of being able to paint this way. If I could, I’d totally paint (an improved version) of my face attached to a hot bod and try to pass it off as my dating site profile pic. I’m still rocking one of those Simpsonized-Me photos and I’ll tell you what, it’s not really helping me pull any tail.