Periodic Table Of Swearing Coffee Table

Can you picture Albert Einstein dropping the F- bomb? Marie Curie calling you a shit-for-brains or Steven Hawking getting his mouth washed out for telling someone to go to hell? The Periodic Table of Swearing is for the foul-mouthed and the geeky. Push an element to hear the corresponding bad word. There are new expletives I never even heard before! Plus you can put stuff on it like a coffee table book, a nice little vase or some magazines or something. Why are you asking me, do I look like an interior decorator? I am and I come at top dollar. Faux wood paneling is gonna be huge in 2012. And let me tell you — this rug you got really ties the room together.





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