Octo-Labra Is An Octopus Candelabra

Because nothing says romance like a cephalopod ablaze on your dinner table, The Source Collection brings us the Octo-Labra, a candelabra in the likeness of a octopus. It’s sure to make your candle-lit dinner all the more sexy inky. And for $785, that thing better feed me with one of its tentacles! Man, I really do love octopi. And octopie. That’s a pie with finely chopped up octopus in it. What? It’s not like I invented the damn recipe! Okay, yes — yes I did. I totally failed out of culinary school!

Thanks to the Royal Angel King for the tip. He’s more a crustacean fan himself. Me too! Buy me a pet lobster? $785 Source