The Censorship Towel is a concept designed by Carmichael Collective. Its meant to keep your post-shower time rated G. The pixelated print disguises your naughty bits making them completely indiscernible to Peeping Toms and your weird dog who peers around the bathroom door and watches you dry off while he licks his chops like you’re a fine cut of steak. I CAN SEE YOU. Stop pervin’ out on me, bro! Interspecies kink: I’m not cool with it.
Thanks to @DK_FineArt for the tip!