I’ll Eat You My Dirty Little Peaches

Most peaches look like butts, but I definitely don’t think of butts every time I see a peach. Thanks to Rebecca Wilson’s Dirty Rotten Peaches, I will now be forced to think naughty thoughts when I do. These provocative porcelain figures add a pair of legs and some stockings to transform the already not-so-innocent fruits into voluptuous ladies booties that are “sprouting delicate gold leaves and other unmentionable creamy things.”  Yum, right? $289