by Jenni Chasteen
Man I really gotta stop playing with toys while I take acid. Or at least commit to staying in the house when I do. Just last week there were those giant Monopoly pieces in Chicago, and now there’s a giant LEGO bridge in Germany. To most people who aren’t on hallucinogens this probably seems super fun, but I’m kinda freaking out. Did I shrink and get lost under my brother’s bed? HOLY CRAP! What if the cat finds me and tries to eat me? Or what if I come across giant spiders and have to fight them off with a toothpick? Also why are you speaking cantonese and breathing fire?