by Brittany High
Valentine’s Day is coming up and you know what that means — love is in the air! I bet you thought I was going to say something mega depressing about sending myself flowers from a secret admirer and crying in the shower over a box of chocolates that I had to buy for myself. Well, not this time! FabCafe in Shibuya is holding an event that offers face chocolates. They’ll take a scan of your face, print out a mold, fill it with chocolate, and PRESTO! There’s your face in chocolate form. Because nothing is more romantic than eating your lover’s face. Right? I don’t know for sure, I was just taking a stab in the dark. Annnnnnnnd I’m pretty sure I cut myself in the process. Someone turn on the lights and call an ambulance!