Well, guys, it’s finally happened: the internet’s obsession with Disney Princesses got drunk and made a baby with the universe’s life long crush on Nicolas Cage. This is that baby. Horribly disfigured, disturbingly sweet, yet painfully intense baby. Was that harsh? Sorry. I generally try to keep judging a baby’s appearance to a minimum (until its first birthday and then all bets are off). But this time I just had to make an exception. I blame the Cage!
Thanks go to my actual big brother IRL for the tip. Jk jk, stop sending me Nic Cage stuff, bro! You’re sick and you need to get better.