by Brittany High
Because why shouldn’t you give a potential lover the opportunity to quote Star Wars in the bedroom (i.e. “Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you?” I. am. LEAVING. And I may never get a lady-boner again.), these are Star Wars themed condom wrappers. They were conceptualized by graphic designer Benedetto Papi. I’ll hand it to Benedetto, he has enough sense not to throw a Jar Jar wrapper in the mix. I don’t care how krinky you are — Jar Jar’s the ULTIMATE boner-killer. That’s right up there with like, accidentally making eye contact with your dog while you’re trying to get hot and heavy with a sessy lady. GET OUTTA HERE!