by Brittany High
Mikhail Bopposov is an artist. An artist who makes doodoo sculptures. One might even call him a pioneer of doodoo sculptures. Jk jk, he’s made ONE doodoo sculpture. One too many. I can never let this guy live it down! Once a doodoo sculpter, always a doodoo sculpter. To make the thing, Mikhail totally burgled the turds from every one of his 17 cows until he had 800 pounds worth of . Then he made this cobra sculpture. Eeewww, touching doodoo with your fingers? I don’t think so. Poking it with a stick is one thing. But your fingers? Well, that’s just nasty.