Because You Live On Facebook: The FBed

This is the FBed. It was designed with diehard Facebookers in mind. I’ll admit, I definitely thought the title implied something else. I thought like you had one bed for sleeping and then the FBed for f***ing. But I couldn’t have been more wrong. It’s an F-shaped bed that is intended to ease the transition between Facebooking until 4 AM, falling asleep only to wake up to log back in to Facebook immediately. Definitely for the kinda people who feel the need to update every time they: drive a car, have a thought, hear a song on the radio, get in a fight with their boyfriend, notice the weather changing, get sick, buy anything, eat, sleep, shit, etc. Source